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° ✧ WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT PROMPTS.

triggers apply, mentions of death, murder, threats, sexuality and sexual/nsfw mentions. feel free to add/change pronouns.

❛ Anybody know you’re here? ❜
❛ Well, you see, I didn’t know where your office was. ❜
❛ In other words, the whole town knows you’re here! Get out! ❜
❛ You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do. ❜
❛ You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do. ❜
❛ I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. ❜
❛ Don’t you realize you’re making a big mistake? ❜
❛ I didn’t kill anybody. I swear! ❜
❛ The whole thing’s a set up. A scam, a frame job. ❜
❛ My whole purpose in life is to make… people… laugh! ❜
❛ I’m out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? ❜
❛ Toons are supposed to make people laugh. ❜
❛ You don’t understand. Those people needed to laugh. ❜
❛ Then when they’re done laughing, they’ll call the cops. ❜
❛ A laugh can be a very powerful thing. ❜
❛ Why? Because you made him/her laugh? ❜
❛ Okay, nobody move! ❜
❛ You heard me, I said drop it! ❜
❛ I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage. ❜
❛ I’d love to embrace you. ❜
❛ Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool! ❜
❛ Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead. ❜
❛ So you thought you could get away with it, didn’t you? ❜
❛ Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks. ❜
❛ We toons may act idiotic, but we’re not stupid. ❜
❛ You mean you could’ve taken your hand out of that cuff at any time? ❜
❛ No, not at any time, only when it was funny. ❜
❛ I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels. ❜
❛ I want you to know I love you. ❜
❛ Is he/she always this funny, or only on days when he’s/she’s wanted for murder? ❜
❛ Can you guess what this is? ❜
❛ Freeway? What the hell’s a freeway? ❜
❛ Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. ❜
❛ Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ❜
❛ Is this man removing evidence from the scene of the crime? ❜
❛ I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you. ❜
❛ What do I look like? A stenographer? ❜
❛ I’d say it was the booze talking. ❜
❛ Got a thing for rabbits, huh? ❜
❛ Search the place, boys, and leave no stone interned. ❜
❛ You think that’s funny? ❜
❛ No hard feelings, I hope. ❜
❛ You won’t think it’s funny when I stick that pen up your nose! ❜
❛ Look, the stain is gone. It’s disappearing ink. ❜
❛ The hand buzzer. Still our biggest seller. ❜
❛ So what happened, huh? ❜
❛ You can drop anything you want on his head, he’ll shake it off. ❜
❛ One too many refrigerators dropped on his head? ❜
❛ Don’t you appreciate the magnitude of that? ❜
❛ I’m surprised you’re not more cooperative. ❜
❛ Remember how they always thought there wasn’t a way to kill a toon? ❜
❛ That’s one dead shoe, eh, boss? ❜
❛ I would think you of all people would appreciate that. ❜
❛ I don’t know how many times we have to do this damn scene! ❜
❛ If you really needed money so bad, then why didn’t you come to me? ❜
❛ I’ve already got a stiff on my hands, thank you. ❜
❛ So I took a couple of dirty pictures, kill me. ❜
❛ Nose? That don’t rhyme with “walls.” ❜
❛ Seriously, what do you see in that guy/girl? ❜
❛ You need a heart, before you can have an attack. ❜
❛ Are you trying to give me a heart attack? ❜
❛ I can tell you now it ain’t gonna come cheap. ❜
❛ Question is, do you have the way? ❜
❛ Jumpin’ without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain’t it? ❜
❛ I don’t think you want it. ❜
❛ What the hell happened in here? ❜
❛ I’ve never seen a mess like this! ❜
❛ What do you call the middle of a song? ❜
❛ What do you think you’re doing, chump? ❜
❛ Don’t let me catch your peepin’ face around here again. Got it? ❜
❛ Stop that laughing. ❜
❛ You know what happens when you can’t stop laughing? ❜
❛ One of these days, you’re gonna die laughing. ❜
❛ We just want the rabbit. ❜
❛ What are we gonna do? ❜
❛ The best part is, they work for peanuts. ❜
❛ Work’s been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. ❜
❛ Long time, no see! ❜
❛ What are you doing here? ❜
❛ Remember you never saw me. ❜
❛ Boy, what is this, some kind of secret room? ❜
❛ That’s it. I’m calling the cops. ❜
❛ I come here for help and what do you do? ❜
❛ So long, and thanks for nothing. ❜
❛ Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife! ❜
❛ A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have. ❜

five word prompts

an-exotic-writer:

[inspired by this]

• “actually… i just miss you.”
• “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
  
• “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
  
• “and then everything just disappears.”
• “and where do i go?”
  
• “anyone could tell from here.”
  
• “are you finishing that or…?”
  
• “are you stupid or stupid?”
  
• “anything, just call me, okay?”
  
• “bitch better have my money.”
• “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
  
• “but did you do it?”
• “call me now. it’s urgent.”
  
• “can’t you listen to me?”
• “cross that. don’t answer that.”
• “don’t even think about it.”
  
• “don’t you dare walk away.”
• “do it. i dare you.”
  
• “did you think i forgot?”
  
• “eventually… you just move on.”
  
• “even if you still do.”
  
• “everything will fall into place.”
• “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
  
• “for once, i need you.”
  
• “for once… i was right.”
  
• “for once… i was wrong.”
  
• “forget i even asked you.”
  
• “forget it. you fucking suck.”
  
• “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
  
• “fuck off. i mean it.”
  
• “give and take. that’s life.”
  
• “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
• “have you lost your mind?”
• “hello? it’s me. i was-”
  
• “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
  
• “here’s a glass of whatever.”
  
• “how about a hug, hm?”
  
• “how about you make me?”
  
• “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
  
• “i can’t be around you.”
  
• “i don’t need you, really.”
  
• “i don’t need this now.”
  
• “is this your first time?”
  
• “it’s just a cut, really.”
  
• “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
• “i said i love you.”
  
• “just don’t fuck it up.”
  
• "just… come back alive, okay?”
  
• “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
  
• “kick his ass for me.”
  
• “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
  
• “life really sucks. feel better.”
• “letting go hurts… a lot.”
  
• “let me live, will you?”
  
• “no, i don’t need you.”
  
• “nothing can hurt me now.”
  
• “nothing matters anymore to me.”
  
• “okay it was me… so?”
• “people lie all the time.”
• “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
  
• “please, you can’t die now.”
  
• “please don’t leave me alone.”
  
• “quiet. they can hear us.”
  
• “quick! give me your phone!”
  
• “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
  
• “quit it or i’ll bite.”
  
• “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
  
• "really? do i look stupid?”
• “real smooth, tripping over air.”
  
• “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
  
• “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
  
• “seriously? give me a break.”
  
• “so… what are we now?”
• “so… did you miss me?”
  
• “so… can we go eat?”
  
• “so… when’s the next flight?”
  
• “so… how did everything go?”
  
• “sometimes, i wish you died.”
  
• “so what? you did it.”
• “time passes slower without you.”
  
• “then what do you suggest?”
  
• “the fuck? who are you?”
  
• “then you tell me why.”
  
• “this is not working out.”
  
• “this isn’t what i wanted.”
  
• “this is all a fucking disaster.”
  
• “when did it all happen?”
  
• “who knew you’d be here?”
• “why do i even bother?”
  
• “why do i love you?”
  
• “why didn’t you tell me?”
  
• “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
  
• “you can’t be here now.”
  
• “you look like an accident.”
  
• “you really need to go.”
  
• “you know who to call.”
• "zero fucks given. next please.”